This drink tastes good, looks expensive, smells like vacation, and comes with its own little sidecar of bubbly.
If you’ve ever ordered one at a bar and thought, “Damn, I wish I could make this at home” guess what? You totally can.
The Pornstar Martini is the queen of cocktails—sweet, sultry, and impossible to ignore. It’s a vanilla-infused, passion fruit-packed masterpiece with a little shot of prosecco on the side.
Invented in the early 2000s by a London bartender, this drink went from trendy to iconic real fast. And the best part? You don’t need to be a mixology pro to nail it.
So, grab your shaker, put on your fanciest home-bartender hat or just an apron, whatever, and let’s make a Pornstar Martini that’ll impress anyone!
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What you’ll need
2 oz (60ml) vanilla vodka: Absolut Vanilla works great, but any decent vanilla vodka will do.
1 oz (30ml) passion fruit purée: If you can’t find purée, passion fruit syrup is a good backup.
½ oz (15ml) lime juice, freshly squeezed.
½ oz (15ml) simple syrup: Equal parts sugar & water, dissolved or buy it pre-made.
1 small passion fruit for garnish—optional but highly recommended.
A chilled coupe or martini glass (because presentation matters, darling)
A shot of prosecco or champagne on the side, for sipping or pouring in.
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How to make it
1. Fill your cocktail shaker with ice, and add the vanilla vodka, passion fruit purée, lime juice, and simple syrup.
Shake hard for about 15 seconds—you want it icy cold and properly mixed.
2. Strain into your chilled glass. If you’re feeling fancy, you can double-strain (using a fine mesh) to catch any pulp or ice bits.
3. Cut a passion fruit in half and scoop out the seeds into the drink (or just float them on top). Serve with a small glass of prosecco on the side.
The proper way to drink it? Sip the martini, then take a swig of prosecco between sips. Or, if you’re feeling wild, drop the prosecco right into the cocktail for a fizzy boost.
Why you should try this cocktail
It’s Instagram-worthy. Let’s not pretend we don’t care—this drink looks like luxury.
The flavor is unreal. Sweet, tangy, tropical, and just boozy enough.
Pro tips & tweaks
No passion fruit purée? Use passion fruit liqueur and adjust the sweetness.
Want it creamier? Add a splash of vanilla liqueur or even a tiny bit of coconut milk.
Feeling extra? Rim the glass with sugar or vanilla sugar.
The Pornstar Martini is the kind of drink that turns a regular night into a vibe. It’s sweet without being cloying, strong without being harsh, and fancy without being fussy.
Plus, it’s way easier to make than most cocktails.
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